{"id":801,"date":"2025-03-07T06:18:39","date_gmt":"2025-03-07T11:18:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dickitysix.com\/?p=801"},"modified":"2025-03-07T06:18:39","modified_gmt":"2025-03-07T11:18:39","slug":"i-see","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nocarrier.blog\/?p=801","title":{"rendered":"i see"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>so, let me get this straight&#8230;  you thought it would be less weird to ask my soon to be ex wife to ask me if inviting me, your friend of 30+ years, over to your place would be weird if she was there too?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>what?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>why would you not just ask me?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>and, no it&#8217;s not fucking weird, except now you&#8217;ve made it weird.  what the fuck?!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>i knew i would lose friends, but this here, this cuts in a whole new and unexpected way.  and both of you thought this was a good idea?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>well&#8230;  at least now i know where everyone stands.  cool cool.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>so, let me get this straight&#8230; you thought it would be less weird to ask my soon to be ex wife to ask me if inviting me, your friend of 30+ years, over to your place would be weird if she was there too? what? why would you not just ask me? and, no it&#8217;s &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/nocarrier.blog\/?p=801\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">i see<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-801","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sad"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nocarrier.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/801","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nocarrier.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nocarrier.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nocarrier.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nocarrier.blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=801"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/nocarrier.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/801\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":802,"href":"https:\/\/nocarrier.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/801\/revisions\/802"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nocarrier.blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=801"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nocarrier.blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=801"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nocarrier.blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=801"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}