{"id":794,"date":"2025-02-24T06:14:06","date_gmt":"2025-02-24T11:14:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dickitysix.com\/?p=794"},"modified":"2025-02-24T06:14:06","modified_gmt":"2025-02-24T11:14:06","slug":"214","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nocarrier.blog\/?p=794","title":{"rendered":"214"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>oh, another thing&#8230; as of this morning, 214.  what&#8230; the&#8230; fuck&#8230;  that is over 50 lbs removed from my body.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>FIFTY!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>that&#8217;s a bag of cement!  that&#8217;s a 5 gallon water bottle!  that&#8217;s 200 apples!  that&#8217;s 5 bowling balls!  that&#8217;s 2 car tires!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\ud83e\udd2f\ud83e\udd2f\ud83e\udd2f\ud83e\udd2f\ud83e\udd2f\ud83e\udd2f\ud83e\udd2f\ud83e\udd2f\ud83e\udd2f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>oh, another thing&#8230; as of this morning, 214. what&#8230; the&#8230; fuck&#8230; that is over 50 lbs removed from my body. FIFTY! that&#8217;s a bag of cement! that&#8217;s a 5 gallon water bottle! that&#8217;s 200 apples! that&#8217;s 5 bowling balls! that&#8217;s 2 car tires! \ud83e\udd2f\ud83e\udd2f\ud83e\udd2f\ud83e\udd2f\ud83e\udd2f\ud83e\udd2f\ud83e\udd2f\ud83e\udd2f\ud83e\udd2f<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-794","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-happy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nocarrier.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/794","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nocarrier.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nocarrier.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nocarrier.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nocarrier.blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=794"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/nocarrier.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/794\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":795,"href":"https:\/\/nocarrier.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/794\/revisions\/795"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nocarrier.blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=794"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nocarrier.blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=794"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nocarrier.blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=794"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}