{"id":52,"date":"2024-07-16T21:51:54","date_gmt":"2024-07-17T02:51:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dickitysix.com\/?p=52"},"modified":"2024-07-16T21:51:54","modified_gmt":"2024-07-17T02:51:54","slug":"cars-are-pain","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nocarrier.blog\/?p=52","title":{"rendered":"cars are pain"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>twice in the last week someone has asked me &#8220;so steve&#8230; what&#8217;s your next car going to be?&#8221; and both times i really could not answer. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>i am due, over due actually.  i&#8217;ve had the s4 for 5 years now.  when was the last time i kept the same car for more than a year?  i can&#8217;t even remember.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>admittedly the s4 is good&#8230; it&#8217;s been 100% reliable, it doesn&#8217;t look dated, it&#8217;s still mint inside and out.  it&#8217;s taken all the mods i&#8217;ve thrown at it really well, and nothing has broken despite pushing just shy of 500 and i can shoot fucking flames out the tailpipe if i want.  the only thing that mayyyyybe isn&#8217;t the best is the suspension, but that&#8217;s my own dumbass fault for wanting to live the low life, so i can deal.  at least rene levesque and st laurent have been repaved recently in the worst spots so i can make it to work when i need to get to the office now, just can&#8217;t enter the parking without scraping lol.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>if i were to get into something else, what the hell would i go for that makes sense?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>rs5?  they&#8217;re fucking expensive and stock, my s4 wins all day.  so that doesn&#8217;t work.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>golf r?  i&#8217;ve already had one, but could see myself getting another.  except i can&#8217;t deal with the stupid haptic touch infotainment crap vw did.  mk9 is supposed to go back to buttons.  so for now it&#8217;s a no, to be re-evaluated next year.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>porsche macan?  other than the turbo or gts, it&#8217;s a q5.  lame.  and the turbo and gts both have the same problem as the rs5, expensive, and not that fast stock.  also, it&#8217;s basically a snooty sq5.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>sq5? arguments could be made&#8230;  stock it is slow, but not that expeez to fix that.  but since when am i an suv guy?  mehhh&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>so what if i keep the s4 and instead buy someone else&#8217;s problem, i mean project car?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>late 80&#8217;s porsche 944&#8217;s are nice, and reasonably affordable&#8230;  parts are a little harder to find, but not impossible.  they&#8217;re also simple enough that i could probably do most of the wrenching myself.  they are slow af though.  that&#8217;s a problem.  and i&#8217;m not about to turbo or sc a 30-40 year old porsche motor.  swap?  1.8t?  vr6?  hmmm i&#8217;ll put this in the maybe column.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>late 70&#8217;s mki vw rabbit is another one on my list of cars i must own before i die.  but unfortunately, &#8217;round here they&#8217;re all rusted to shit by now.  i could try to import one from the us&#8230;  they would classify as classic so no special retrofit or anything.  but what a colossal pain in the ass.  i dunno.  also, they&#8217;re getting more and more expensive now, and parts are basically unobtainable.  dan&#8217;s had one in his shop for like a year now waiting on parts&#8230;  not sure i can do that.  might need to find one that&#8217;s already mostly restored.  $$$<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>eugh..  so what do i do?  talk about first world problems here.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>i should probably wash the s4 and take some pics this weekend.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>twice in the last week someone has asked me &#8220;so steve&#8230; what&#8217;s your next car going to be?&#8221; and both times i really could not answer. i am due, over due actually. i&#8217;ve had the s4 for 5 years now. when was the last time i kept the same car for more than a year? 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