{"id":478,"date":"2024-09-16T02:02:40","date_gmt":"2024-09-16T06:02:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dickitysix.com\/?p=478"},"modified":"2024-09-16T02:02:40","modified_gmt":"2024-09-16T06:02:40","slug":"heyyyyy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nocarrier.blog\/?p=478","title":{"rendered":"heyyyyy"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>hey there old friend, where ya been?  i thought you had finally abandoned me, but i guess you were just taking a break?  you know, i didn&#8217;t invite you over.  there isn&#8217;t an open door policy here.  you&#8217;re not welcome in my life.  i was actually starting to enjoy things again, and then tonight you just show up and ruin it?  what gives?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>it&#8217;s late, i have to work tomorrow.  what are you still doing here?  you&#8217;ve overstayed your welcome.  go pester someone else.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>who am i kidding?  you&#8217;re never going to leave me, are you?  you&#8217;ll always come back just when i least expect it, unannounced and for no good reason.  what is it you want this time?  you want to tell me about how selfish i am?  oh, that&#8217;s a fun game.  or wait, no, you want to seed my head with doubts about every single interpersonal relationship i currently, or have ever had?  fuck yeah!  good times.  or is it something else tonight?  maybe you want to tell me stories about how i am just not good enough, not smart enough, not clever or caring enough?  you know, that&#8217;s a super interesting topic to discuss too.  i can&#8217;t wait to explore every detail of that with you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"564\" height=\"566\" src=\"http:\/\/dickitysix.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/image-1.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-479\" srcset=\"https:\/\/nocarrier.blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/image-1.png 564w, https:\/\/nocarrier.blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/image-1-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/nocarrier.blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/image-1-150x150.png 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 564px) 100vw, 564px\" \/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>hey there old friend, where ya been? i thought you had finally abandoned me, but i guess you were just taking a break? you know, i didn&#8217;t invite you over. there isn&#8217;t an open door policy here. you&#8217;re not welcome in my life. i was actually starting to enjoy things again, and then tonight you &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/nocarrier.blog\/?p=478\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">heyyyyy<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-478","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sad"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nocarrier.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/478","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nocarrier.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nocarrier.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nocarrier.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nocarrier.blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=478"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/nocarrier.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/478\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":480,"href":"https:\/\/nocarrier.blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/478\/revisions\/480"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nocarrier.blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=478"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nocarrier.blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=478"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nocarrier.blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=478"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}